A dark web mystery box is like a box of chocolates.. you never know what you're gonna get.
Whether you decide to order one for yourself out of curiosity, or have us send one to a friend or foe in order to disgust and horrify them, rest assured that you're getting the real deal.
We venture onto the dark web to buy up mystery boxes so you won't have to. Because after all, the dark web is not a safe place.
Once you place an order, we'll buy a box and have it delivered directly to us... then, we'll quickly go through it just to make sure it doesn't contain anything illegal (because yes, that actually DOES happen).
After that, we'll simply reseal it and mail it off anonymously to whomever you like.
Pretty simple, huh?
As you may have noticed, there are 2 options to choose from depending on just how crazy you wanna get.
If you're really determined to pull of the ultimate prank, we recommend selecting the Really Fucking Creepy box.
Ordering is super easy. Just add this item to your cart and begin the secure checkout.
Enter your Billing Address as you normally would, but be sure to provide the name and address of the intended recipient for the Delivery Address. That's all you have to do!
All items are in stock and will ship within 2 business days. Everything we send is packaged in a rather amateurish manner and the addresses are hand-written. All of which adds to the confusion and perceived authenticity!
We will let you know via email when the item has been shipped/mailed out. We ship most items with a tracking number (other than cards and envelopes) and we will provide you with the tracking number as well. That way, you will know exactly when the item arrives!
And if you have any questions, feel free to contact us at admin (at) iknowyouarebutwhatami.com