Know someone with some seriously disgusting, jacked up teeth?
You know, the kind of teeth that makes them look like an inbred backwoods hillbilly?
Or like they've been doing meth constantly?
Then you should let us introduce 'em to a toothbrush. They probably haven't owned one of these in a while, so it'll be a nice little surprise for them.
We'll also throw in some toothpaste and dental floss since they probably don't own these items either.
They'll either love it or hate it. Or think it's okay.
Oh, and don't forget to give yourself a nice big pat on the back for helping to promote proper dental care.
You're a hero.
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