Give the gift of nothing... send someone you know a completely empty large box.
Ok, well it's not completely empty.
It'll be filled to the brim with packing peanuts, newspaper, bubble wrap, hunks of styrofoam, shredded documents, pieces of cardboard and craft paper. A really weird hodge podge of packing materials.
Some of the paper and bubble wrap inside will be tightly wadded and taped together for absolutely no reason.
Let them dig around inside, sorting through all the packing peanuts and opening up all the crumpled bits of paper and tightly taped bubble wrap.
They'll find absolutely nothing.
More than likely though, they won't give up. They'll try looking again, thinking they must've overlooked something. They might even dump the entire contents of the box out onto the floor.
But still, they'll find nothing.
Ordering is super easy. Just add this item to your cart and begin the secure checkout.
Enter your Billing Address as you normally would, but be sure to provide the name and address of the intended recipient for the Delivery Address. That's all you have to do!
All items are in stock and will ship within 2 business days. Everything we send is packaged in a rather amateurish manner and the addresses are hand-written. All of which adds to the confusion and perceived authenticity!
We will let you know via email when the item has been shipped/mailed out. We ship most items with a tracking number (other than cards and envelopes) and we will provide you with the tracking number as well. That way, you will know exactly when the item arrives!
And if you have any questions, feel free to contact us at admin (at) iknowyouarebutwhatami.com