Have any uptight friends who have never tried anal?
Or maybe you just know a girl or guy who hasn't managed to get any in a while... and you thought that having them put a silicone shaft up their rectum might help them out?
Or maybe you were just looking for a subtle way to tell someone to go fuck themselves.
Whatever the case may be, there's no denying that the greatest gag gift in the world is to send someone a sex toy in the mail.
And what could be better than an anonymously mailed butt plug?
But the real question will be... are they going to try it?
Ordering is super easy. Just add this item to your cart and begin the secure checkout.
Enter your Billing Address as you normally would, but be sure to provide the name and address of the intended recipient for the Delivery Address. That's all you have to do!
All items are in stock and will ship within 2 business days. Everything we send is packaged in a rather amateurish manner and the addresses are hand-written. All of which adds to the confusion and perceived authenticity!
We will let you know via email when the item has been shipped/mailed out. We ship most items with a tracking number (other than cards and envelopes) and we will provide you with the tracking number as well. That way, you will know exactly when the item arrives!
And if you have any questions, feel free to contact us at admin (at) iknowyouarebutwhatami.com