Know someone who absolutely refuses to recycle?
And is a giant dick about it?
Well, here's your chance to let them know what a stupid, lazy asshole you think they are.
Let us send them a huge box of items to recycle and we'll see if they can take a hint.
Our box will be crammed full of 100% recyclable plastics, paper, cardboard and cans.
Do you think they'll appreciate the helpful reminder to do their part to protect the environment?
It's doubtful. They'll probably just be super angry. But maybe they'll recycle some of that hate instead.
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Enter your Billing Address as you normally would, but be sure to provide the name and address of the intended recipient for the Delivery Address. That's all you have to do!
All items are in stock and will ship within 2 business days. Everything we send is packaged in a rather amateurish manner and the addresses are hand-written. All of which adds to the confusion and perceived authenticity!
We will let you know via email when the item has been shipped/mailed out. We ship most items with a tracking number (other than cards and envelopes) and we will provide you with the tracking number as well. That way, you will know exactly when the item arrives!
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