Unless you've been living under a rock, you should already know what an eggplant emoji represents...
Typically, they're sent through text or direct messages, which can easily be overlooked or deleted.
And it's usually obvious who they're from since you can see who the sender was.
Why not make things a little more interesting (and weird) by annonymously sending someone an eggplant emoji in real life?
That's right, make someone think you wanna fuck them by allowing us to send 'em a full color photo of an eggplant emoji in the mail.
And if you'd like, we can even scribble a short message on the back of the photo for you.
Just let us know what you want us to write.
It's the perfect way to stand out from the crowd while letting that special someone know you'd like to fuck the shit out of them.
Or, it could be an excellent prank to send to someone who's currently in a relationship.
You know, just to get them thinking about the possibility of having sex with someone else while making their partner super paranoid and jealous.
And who knows? Your clever gift might just end up helping you tap that phat ass after all.
Way to go, you devious bastard.