Send Mouthwash and Breath Mints

Know someone who always has that stank breath?

The kind of breath that smells like they've been eating dog shit for days and have neglected to brush their teeth or rinse with mouthwash afterwards?

Well, it's about time you let 'em know just how disgusting their damn mouth be smelling.

Send them a bottle of mouthwash and some breath mints.. it's the perfect way to get your point across without having to actually talk to their stinky, halitosis face.

We'll anonymously send them some brand new oral hygiene products along with a crumpled-up, hand-written note saying YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE SHIT.

Unless they're completely stupid, they should get the message.

Problem solved.