Know someone who's a real douche?
Yeah, we all do. Ugh, those people are so annoying.
But you don't have to hold your tongue any longer.
Just send that douche a douche and let 'em know just how you feel.
Package will nclude a brand new, unopened box of douche which they can use at their convenience.
Plus, if you'd like us to include a little hand-written note as well, we'd be happy to oblige.
Just let us know what you want us to tell them.